Mayfair is locking five people in a car. Why not Mayor and his staff?

Two things I read in the morning Caw this weekend:

  First that Mayfair was going to lock people in a car during the event, and when it was over have a drawing between the survivors over who got a two year lease.

Second was that our Mayor For life was playing three card monte with the money from that loan he took out in 2006.

   I think we should combine these two news events.

  Lets lock Mayor Mc Cheeses, his financial advisors, and all of City Council in the car, and seal it up so they can't get any fresh air. Leave them in there for all of Mayfair, and charge admission to come look at all of them stuffed in the car. I would pay to see that. I bet a lot of people would. Though I wouldn't want to get a whiff of what the car would smell like inside afterward. I don't know if there is any amount of disinfecting or detailing that could take care of that.

Clowns with Chainsaws stalk South Mountain

Well, it looks like once again Mayor Clown Pawlowski and his Deputy Clown Parks Director Weasel are using the cover of night to sneak something past us in Allentown.

  It looks like they already got permission from the City Council Clowns to buy new Chainsaws and head on up to the Mountain.

  How about they film a very special episode of "Axe Men?" Could you see the loggers on Sounth Mountain?

  I have a bad feeling that we will be seeing loggers on South Mountain very soon, whether we like it or not.

Where did the comments go?

Hey Everybody, I haven't refused any comments in a while, but I just noticed that the three I approved are not showing up. I don't know what happened. I haven't been on blogger but once since I posted, so I'm sorry if I screwed up the comments.

Cell Phones? That's the priority in Allentown?

City has a budget deficit in the millions. Parts of Allentown resemble the old west Frontier. So what is our electeds to do?

  Ban Cell Phones and build high Speed bike paths.

   Yeah, that's the ticket! I got one of those the other day because the meter ran out while I was getting a dog license at the Government center. I thought a quarter for fifteen minutes was enough, but the retards ahead of me in line screwed it all up. Thanks Allentown.