Man, you gotta be kidding me.
The man is running for mayor and talking to some unhappy baby mama on Facebook about tossing the Salad? That is news?
I guess a city ten million dollars in the red 'taint all that big an issue. I guess impending layoffs and cutbacks on city services aren't that important.
I was in the downtown library, and they have half the lights off and no security. There was a dice game going on in the back. Like I am going to let the wife go there with the kids alone?
But I am sure we will get a big press release announcement from Mayor Laser Pointer about the next big initiative to spur development on Hamilton Street. The only way I am ever going to get a break on my taxes is to open a brothel/spa on Hamilton Street and call it an avant garde Performance art piece.
The Race for Allentown mayor is over, The Tony Phillips act bombed.
Send in the Clowns
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The clowns are already in!
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Dude, did I miss something? I thought you just got married last November.
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