Election Sucked

Okay, I haven't got all day, who

wants to guess whose pocket I had my hand in?

   I might as well have voted for Pip the freaking mouse yesterday. If we didn't have it so good that we can both walk to work and the market, I would move the hell out of Allentown tomorrow. I'm sure I could get a good price on the crib from a New Yakker.

  I think the cumulative IQ of the inner city dwellers averages about the level that water freezes solid. If the answer to everything, according to Author Douglas Adams is 42, then the average Allentonian is 10 points lower than that.

  How did 7800+ people walk into a voting booth and press the box next to Uncle Fester/Bozo/Krusty's name? I understand why anybody named Pawlowski did it, they are all mentally challenged, and math, if the city budget is any indication, isn't their strong suit. But what the hell about the rest of you?

   It wasn't like it was a pop quiz where you had to use the formula to figure out Cole Hamels ERA. All you had to do is understand that the mayor turned a few million dollars in debt into $60 million spread over decades, and that the city was $6 Mill in the hole last year, and another $10 million this year!

   How hard was that?! And we have to pay it people, that is OUR BILL! Yet you handout helpers voted to give him four more years! What, you want to see if he can get the debt up to a $Billion by then?!

   I'm really bummed, I am going to have to go to the circus to cheer me up. I hope the clowns are good. Now that we have elected Sideshow Bob Schlossberg and Clarabelle O'Connell to Council, maybe they will put out a set of bobbleheads for citizens to collect. I am so pissed. At least I get a few months without clowns coming to my door to ask for my vote.