Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Voodoo at the Voting Booth


   Rumor has it that Walter Felton is pulling out all the stops to defeat Ron Manescu for District Magisterial Justice. Reports are coming in that Voodoo dolls resembling Manescu are popping up all over Allentown in front of polling places. They are almost as numerous as Walter Felton's campaign signs. After a prankster set one of the dolls on fire, Manescu reported having unexplained "Hot Flashes."

   Watch 69 news for more on this at 11.

   More updates later

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