Uncle Fester's reelection as mayor is pretty much assured

  Mayor Fester Pawlowski is going to win. I have been watching the polls all morning, and voting in the West End Cemetery Ward has been very heavy. The dead have been rising all day and coming in to vote, almost all bearing "Reelect Ed! stickers on their rotting corpses.

   A few unexperienced poll workers were eaten in the first hours, but once the cart of hog brains was put in front of the church, the trouble stopped.  More reports later.